why can’t I be one of those naturally skinny girls that has the metabolism of a 5 year old and gets to eat everything in sight who also wakes up with glowing skin and has singing birds do her hair
Because the world hates us. But you now when they’re like 40, it’ll catch up and they’ll get fat…
(Source: 0pales)
Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
